Avatars

I've never actually seen my show. I think of myself as a book.

 

I always read Mustang's posts in Kevin's voice ... Or is Kevin's voice Mustang's real voice?

And BBAM hardly resembles a king.

 

i am not an elephant. a walrus maybe, but not an elephant.

 

When someone's longtime avatar is changed, it throws me off -- even when it's just a theme like Central Illinoisian's kid.

 

I've had two avatars: Santino Marella and the bouncing elephant. And because I'm computer semi-literate, it took a major effort to figure out how to change them.

 

I can't remember what mine was before a LOL cat. I'm more like a sleeping cat. Or a long-tailed cat in a room filled with rocking chairs. Depends on the day.

 

I am not a black midget.
But I would like to know what's the deal with the elephants jumping on trampolines.

 

I think it belonged to editorhoo, a member who died earlier this year.

 

what tbf said

 

I'm not a homicidal Phil Spector-esque hermaphrodite.

I've also never thrown a party that came close to freaking me out.

 

Have you ever licked your fingers creepily?

 

I know for a fact I'm not a sailing ship that's over 200 years old. And I'm certainly not a 61-year-old woman who looks like she's 31 on her better days.