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Attorney jumps from hospital window, survives

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by novelist_wannabe, Sep 27, 2007.

  1. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    From our friends in OKC ....

  2. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    What do you call a carload of lawyers trapped at the bottom of the ocean?

    A good start.
  3. Why don't sharks attack lawyers?

    Professional courtesy.
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    And here I was thinking that, out of a sense of decorum, I'd refrain from suggesting the guy represents either Mike Gundy or Jenni Carlson ....
  5. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer.

    "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase your income five-fold. Your partners will love you; your clients will respect you; you'll have four months of vacation each year and live to be 100. All I require in return is that your wife's soul, your children's souls, and their children's souls rot in hell for eternity."

    The lawyer thought for a moment. "What's the catch?" he asked.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    What's the first thing you do when you see a group of lawyers buried up to their neck in cement?
    Get more cement.
  7. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    If a lawyer and an IRS agent were drowning, and you could only save one....

    ...would you go to lunch or read the paper?
  8. Yodel

    Yodel Active Member

    He probably landed on the ambulance.
  9. We're just all nuts in Oklahoma right now.
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