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ATTN: People who drink coffee and/or people who eat doughnuts

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070126/ap_on_fe_st/buzz_doughnuts_3

    Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts
    DURHAM. N.C. - That cup of coffee just not getting it done anymore? How about a Buzz Donut or a Buzzed Bagel? That's what Doctor Robert Bohannon, a Durham, North Carolina, molecular scientist, has come up with. Bohannon says he's developed a way to add caffeine to baked goods, without the bitter taste of caffeine. Each piece of pastry is the equivalent of about two cups of coffee.

    While the product is not on the market yet, Bohannon has approached some heavyweight companies, including Krispy Kreme, Dunkin' Donuts and Starbucks about carrying it.
     
  2. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    What the hell do you dunk it into?
     
  3. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Caffeinated doughnut aalghghahhghghaghg
     
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    A vat of nicotine?
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Steaming cup of pig fat...
     
  6. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    More coffee.

    What else?
     
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    A way to imbibe caffeine without the bitter taste of caffeine?
    How about soda? And energy drink? Some No Doz pills?
     
  8. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Man, the cops on my block are going to be in heaven!
     
  9. Lamar Mundane

    Lamar Mundane Member

    to paraphrase the iconic Denis Leary: What happened to doughnut flavored doughnuts?

    Maple nut crunch doughnut.

    I bet my left maple nut he isn't.
     
  10. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

    That would be way too much for me. No way could I do that.
     
  11. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    dude, those'd be awesome with a red bull [/fratboyinastripedshirt]
     
  12. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Dude's a molecular scientist -- probably Duke educated at some point in time -- and this is what he came up with? Thanks for deciding to use your powers to help society.
     
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