ATTN: Men in Arizona. Watch out for this woman!

http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/0214tr-blood0214-ON.html (via The Obscure Store)

Police: Woman ties up lover, drinks his blood

Tiffany Sutton apparently wanted to drink up her lover on Valentine's Day - literally, authorities said.

Police early this morning arrested Sutton, who they believe may have tricked her acquaintance into having "kinky sex" so she could drink his blood.

The victim, 45, and Sutton, 23, were lying in bed naked at early Wednesday when Sutton asked if he wanted to be tied up and he consented, police said.

But that's when Sutton reportedly pulled out a knife and cut the victim's leg, police said.

Sutton reportedly told him that she "likes to drink blood" and made several cuts to his upper body, police said.

He also said Sutton drank a "little bit" of his blood, police said.

He was able to break free, run out of his home, but Sutton reportedly followed with a pickaxe, police said.

 

Fun is fun, but I agree a pickaxe is a bit over the line

 

I wouldn't hit that.

 

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a pint of blood.

 

Throw out the pickaxe, though, and this could be a good way for the Red Cross to promote giving blood on Valentine's Day.

 

I think she needs a patch over one eye.

 

and a bag over her head

 

I question her age. Story says 23, but as a member of the undead, she could be 300 years old or more. That's why she seems to have a little more mileage on the odometer, probably.

 

I think she's kind of hot.

 

As long as you say "no" to the tying up part, then you should be OK, right?

 

Nice hair.

 

Meth hair.