ATTN: Bolt the new world's fastest man

sorry if this is D_B, didn't see it.

 

With a first name like that, he'll never been President of the United States ...

 

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I'll be impressed when he match-races Big Brown.

 

Usain he's fast?

 

Should be some fun headlines in brief packages tomorrow.

 

I assume we're not talking about Wayne Bolt?

 

High-five.

 

Did someone mention "Man Vs. Beast?"

The giraffe looks like it's having some kind of problem!

 

So Bolt runs a 9.72 and Powell runs a 9.74...

They may go 1-2 this summer, and also be part of one helluva 4x100 meter relay team.

 

Bummer.

Yeah, it's cool to have a new world's fastest man. But Tyson Gay is a local kid and I'm really rooting for him to do well in Beijing. Bolt says the 100 isn't his best race, and it isn't Gay's either, so I think the 200 may be the most competitive event out there come fall.

 

Especially when you throw in Wallace Spearmon, Xavier Carter and Walter Dix, all of whom have gone under 19.7. Not to mention 2004 Olympic gold medalist Shawn Crawford.