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Attention single men of SJ: They're springing Squeaky Fromme out of the joint

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by OnTheRiver, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/05/squeaky.fromme.release/index.html

    Personally, I think if you get convicted of anything with "assassination" in it, you ought to do life and do it the whole way, but I guess that's why I'm not running the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
     
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Gerald Ford just tripped and fell in his grave.
     
  3. zebracoy

    zebracoy Guest

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    I know of one fellow who's interested...
     
  4. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Great pull.
     
  5. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    Oh wonderful, I'm so happy to know that one of the Manson family is going to get out.

    Next, perhaps some do-gooder lawyer can work on getting Terry Nichols, Ted Kaczynski and a few of the guys who helped plot 9/11 out of jail as well.....
     
  6. CarltonBanks

    CarltonBanks New Member

    Or the guy behind the bombing of the U.S.S. Cole...wait, what's that?
     
  7. Smallpotatoes

    Smallpotatoes Well-Known Member

    One of my favorite SNL sketches was the "Dangerous but Inept" interview with Squeaky, who was played by Laraine Newman.
    Here's the transcript:
    http://snltranscripts.jt.org/75/75cinept.phtml
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Sorry, Trouser_Buddah; still no shot.
     
  9. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Thereby missing the follow-up shot from Sara Jane Moore.
     
  10. JNEWFIFTY

    JNEWFIFTY Member

    Can I ask how you don't get the needle/gas/hanging/beheading after trying to kill the prez?
     
  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    As far as I know, there's nowhere that allows the death penalty for attempted murder.

    I think Charlie gets another parole hearing in 2012. Those transcripts are always worth reading.
     
  12. JNEWFIFTY

    JNEWFIFTY Member

    I was exaggerating of course, but in all seriousness, even getting parole for trying to wack the President, to me, is absurd.
     
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