Attention Mike311gd, Topanga is a lush...

Boy Meets World, Girl Meets Curb.

I'm crushed, I tell ya. Better break out the crackers and invite her into bed.

PS: Have we voted on best post of 2007 yet? I vote for Mike's just a few back.

 

sisters who rub moose knuckles kinda creep me out ... and i'm open to a lotta shit.

 

Dude, you have no idea -- though you could probably ballpark it -- how many times someone has said these words to me: "Mike, you do know that the Fresh Prince/Boy Meets World/Saved By The Bell/Full House/Home Improvement is just a television show, right?" And every single time, my answer is just a blank stare, as if someone told me Santa wasn't real.

I could probably do some television shit for my paper, but I feel these rants wouldn't be suitable for print. (As if more than a handful of people would want to read them.) And I don't censor for the public.

And, W-b, Full House is awesome.

The Olsen twins, however. ... I'll get to it later. I don't want to do anymore of a disservice to Topanga's thread.

And thanks, Steveu. I like your new show title, too. Very clever.

 

Zack Morris, the second coming of Christ?

You are so going to hell. Johnny Fever came first.

 

No, I'll be OK. Buddy Christ and I was Saved By The Bell every once in a while. Sometimes He'll whisper, "Dude, put in the Season 4." And how can I say know to Jesus? So we watch and we laugh and we shake our heads when Zack does something troublesome because he's going to regret it later.

Oh, the hilarity.

 

Really? Because a whole subcategory of my porn collection is devoted to just that ....

 

Wow, nothing gets by you guys. (Except jokes, apparently.)

 

I didn't get it either, Killick.


But I can't get past the use of the name "Topey..."

 

i have to stop at first cousins rubbing goodies together.

 

Dude, Jessie Spano abusing caffeine pills was not funny. Especially when you think of what it almost cost the gang. I mean, Kelly, Lisa and Zack were depending on Jessie to be at her best in order to win the girl band competition. And she flaked. She overslept because she crashed, jeopardizing not only her health, but the financial well being of her friends. Not to mention she made Screech look like a total clown, dancing all around Kelly and Lisa during their performance like a blind buffoon.

Thankfully Slater and Zack convinced the talent scout to give the girls another shot. But what if they couldn't? Where would they be now? Probably washed up nobodies. ...

 

That was Cory's pet name for Topanga. Believe me, I'm not that strange. ...

 

but wasn't she so excited that she just couldn't hide it?