Attention All Sexy Teachers:

Wooohooo!!! Someone got my joke!

 

At least it wasn't a video of Kate Upton. I can now eat dinner safely.

 

MIDDLE Tennessee. There is no such place as Central Tennessee.

 

Why is this? If it's near the center of the state, then it's central. No?

 

It's a specifically defined region, kinda like West Texas, the South Side, etc.

 

Fair enough. But he said central Tenn. (in the generic form), not Central Tenn.

 

Anyhoo, this thread isn't for everybody, just the sexy teachers.

 

Lauren Redfern, a 26-year-old teacher and coach at Basalt High School has been jailed after she was allegedly caught having sex with a student in a teacher's office bathroom.

http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2012/02/lauren-redfern-teacher-charged-with.html

 

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/hillsborough-sets-bail-at-50000-for-teacher-accused-of-having-a/1218055

An investigation was launched after the 12-year-old told his mother he didn't want to go over to Anderson's house for tutoring any more, Carter said. After finding the text messages, the mother called the Sheriff's Office.

Anderson had been tutoring the boy since December. She would go to his home, pick him up and bring him back to her home, where they would engage in sex acts, deputies said.

 

It seems pretty obvious the teacher/coach was just providing detailed instructions on her "box-and-one" defense.

 

This thread is for SEXY teachers. HeyAbbott gets it.

 

The picture on the right? She looks like Erin Andrews dressed as Bonnie Tyler in drag.