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At BYU-Idaho, there's a war going on, so save the little soldiers!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by LongTimeListener, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member


    This is weird. This is freaky. BYU-Idaho president sees a great crisis in pornography and the masturbatory habits going on. Using images of young men watching laptop screens spliced with images made to look like actual war, he says, "The young man is spiritually wounded on the battlefield of the great war."

    There is also a "social stigma against people who speak up in the face of evil. The enemy whispers, 'Don't get involved. It's not your problem. Don't tell, you'll be a tattletale.'"

    Urges students, "Don't leave the wounded on the battlefield."

    Report the masturbators!
  2. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    While visiting Ohio University with my son last weekend for a prospective student tour, we took our own self-guided tour of the Ridges, the old Athens Lunatic Asylum on the top of a big hill overlooking campus, now converted (mostly) into university use. One thing we found in our research is that in the early days of the asylum, post-Civil War, many were put there for the crazy crime of masturbation. I wonder if the BYU-Idaho guy's great-great-great-grandfather was the head of the asylum.
  3. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    "Every sperm is sacred... Every sperm is great..."
  4. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I would be truly scared of a male college student who doesn't wax the dolphin...
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Onward Spermy Soldiers ...
  6. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member


  7. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Self-love is a battlefield ...
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member



  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    He must hate Divinyls.
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If lovin' myself is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
  11. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    BYH and Idaho had a love child?
  12. MisterCreosote

    MisterCreosote Well-Known Member

    On the case:

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