ASU cheerleader's shock-ing new photos

Maybe you need to head to a whorehouse, or something, man.

If I go a year plus without some poon.......don't make no difference to me.....something's getting FUCKED.

 

Jen-NAYYYYYY

 

I feel good today, Silent Bob. We're gonna make some money! And then you know what we're going to do? We're going to go to that party and get some pussy! I'm gonna fuck this bitch, that bitch ... I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!


I'm good, Chef. I look at it as building endurance, so to speak -- though not for the bedroom, obviously. Also, I feel there's a bit of karma going on, too. A couple years ago, my best friend was in a 16-month slump, while I was getting laid regularly. Just about every day for a few months, I made a comment about how he'll never get laid. Now ... well, you know the story.

 

tell the truth, knowing what she looks like now, you would have hit it 10 years ago.

 

I'm with TBF: "I don't find this girl all that attractive."

Also, I got my wife to do the shocker symbol with me on a rollercoaster last year ... right when the picture is taken. It's my favorite keepsake.

 

As long as we're throwing out terms for the shocker, the worst one I've heard is, "Two for her, one for me."

 

She's the one on the right in the top pic, before entering the biz. Her real name was Courtney Cox and, oddly, she changed her porn name to Courtney Simpson. She also goes by Cory Heart. She was kicked off the team for doing a porno called "Gina's Double Dutch" while wearing her ASU uniform and the production company was sued. I think there was a thread about her on here at the time it happened. I leave it to you all to find her in all her NSFW glory.

And that's bigpern dropping some porn knowledge on SportsJournalists.com Masturbation Nation.

 

Sounds like you're a founding member. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

Open?

 

Seriously, dude, it's time for a professional.

 

Two Steak and Blowjob Days, too.

 

In the second link her smile makes her look like Jim Carey in The Mask, only without the Mask.