ASU cheerleader's shock-ing new photos

Try the reverse shocker for even more laughs.

 

I find this extremely offensive and insensitive.

For the more refined: two in the cake and one in the puddin'.

Kevin Calabro once yelled that after a Ray Allen three-pointer. I don't know whether his mouth got ahead of his brain, or he was just using something he had heard and didn't know about.

 

Two in the goo, one in the poo.

Two in the porn, one in the corn.

Two in the inbox, one in the outbox. (Hi dools)

Two in the sugar, one in the booger.

 

Wow, that's a blast from the past.

Two in the plinko and one in the stinko. [/drewcarey]

 

Two in the pussycat, one on the hunt.

 

Can't use that word here. Nor can you use stoob or Wenalway.

 

Wenal way?

(I can't believe they put in a script for that.)

 

She wears way too much makeup. I'd still fuck her, but at this point, she only needs a pulse and a vagina to get that nod. So that's not really saying much. ...

 

One of the funniest lines in Conan history right there.

 

Yeah but what if she said "Oh Mike I want you to C-U-M on my grille!"

You'd be home and whacking it in like four minutes flat.

 

Zeke, do you mean 409 with a Brillo pad?


You sick fucks. ...