Astronaut soap opera

Headline when Fox News was running the story this morning — Astro Nut?

 

What would Dick Vitale call her?

 

a PTP'er?

 

Not to mention she lives in the same town as Clara Harris, that dentist who ran over her husband several times in a parking lot at the hotel where she found him with his mistress.

 

He deserved it. At least the first three times.

 

Gotta be the water.

 

I swear to God this is true--during the arraignment, her attorney told the judge the police had all day and night to flush out the story.

I have to believe someone got a nosebleed trying to stifle a giggle when he said flush.

 

So this is a women's rights/equality thing?
Send this post to Martha Burk or Gloria Steinem.

 

Astronauts Gone Wild!

 

Not only does she live in the same town as Clara Harris, who ran over her husband in the Hilton parking lot, but she lives in the same town as Andrea Yates, who drowned her five kids in a bathtub in 2001. I don't know if that was mentioned in AP story, but all three ladies are from the affluent Houston suburb of Clear Lake, which is technically part of Houston now.

 

Click here to see Nowak with Roger Clemens....

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20060814&content_id=1609895&vkey=news_hou&fext=.jsp&c_id=hou

 

An astronaut with a Rocket, go figure.

Apparently, she had been separated from her husband for a couple of months.

<a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0206073astronut1.html">
The Smoking Gun</a> has the police report on the site. Pretty creepy stuff.