Astronaut soap opera

We need to hear from spaceman on this one.

 

Who do you think they were fighting about?

 

I know. I just never thought of him in a diaper.

 

NY Daily News: SPACE CADET

 

All I said was, "How 'bout a little 'tang?"

Next thing you know, she's says she wants to go "around the world," if you catch my drift.

 

How soon before we get a picture of the woman she maced?

 

I bet she would have been less conspicuous if she hadn't been driving the lunar rover.

 

andurz: Prepare for light speed.
Helmet: No, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
Helmet: Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed!
Sandurz:Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I
don't think the ship can take it.
Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

 

Astronauts on the Space Shuttle always wear diapers during re-entry, when they have no control over their bodily functions because of the g-forces. They never tell you this on the Space Center tour.

 

Interestingly, though, the Russians refuse to wear diapers.

Ottawa Sun: LUST IN SPACE.

 

However, they do tell the astronauts to lay off the commissary chili the night before a scheduled flight.

 

Houston, we have a cliche' ...

Please, TV heads, stop with the "Houston, we have a problem" lead-ins.