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Astronaut soap opera

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Buck, Feb 5, 2007.

  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Nice
     
  2. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    The court appearance is on CNN now.
     
  3. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    "One of these days Alice, POW, to the moon"
     
  4. jambalaya

    jambalaya Member

    This thread is HI-larious!
     
  5. ondeadline

    ondeadline Well-Known Member

    The judge granted her bond, but she can't contact the alleged victim. As the judge said, she can't even send flowers to the her to apologize or relay a message to her.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Captain Kirk would still hit it, I bet.
     
  7. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    I won't speak for James T, but this Captain wants none of that.

    My response would be akin to the Fawn Liebowitz's sorority mates as they are walking home from their evening with the Deltas:

    Ewwwww....
     
  8. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    When do the freaky shuttle sex stories come out?
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    So what will the headline be?

    Jilted astronaut: Re-entry could be a problem

    Houston, we've got a wet diaper

    From spacewalk to perp walk
     
  10. How long before a newspaper company issues the following:

    Henceforth all sportswriters sent to cover games will be issued NASA-approved adult diapers and army surplus C-rations to prevent unnecessary stops while on deadline.

    Also, due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been removed.
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Screw that. I would hold out for spaceman ice cream, at least.
     
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