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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Greatest Xmas movie line:

    "Go back to Jersey, ya moron!"

    -- David Johanson, "Scrooged"
     
  2. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Donna Reed was pure, blonde Hollywood hotness.

    For a good Catholic girl, Loretta having Clark's baby out of wedlock was interesting, to say the least.

    She was a whackjob -- but gorgeous, at her best.
     
  3. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Funny, that's what we thought you were doing all along ... :D
     
  4. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Ducks from Memphis, good.
    Ducks from Anaheim, bad.

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  5. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Dear F-B

    When are you going to realise that deep down you know you belong up here in Canuckistan?

    Les Habitants are doing you proud.
     
  6. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    I have seen the ducks in the lobby of the Peabody in Memphis and I have been to a game at the pond in Anaheim.

    No doubt, the ducks in Memphis are the shit!
     
  7. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Ducks are delicious when their skin gets crispy. None of that orange sauce for me, though.
     
  8. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    The only way I like to see ducks is down the end of my Browning 12 gauge.
     
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Mallard!
    What?
    Mallard!
    What?
    DUCK!
     
  10. JR --
    I am a Habitant at heart, as you know. I broke out the old Beliveau jersey the other night which, alas, I can wear now only as a scarf.
    But how can I leave a country that has ducks in the lobby of its finest hotel, which is located only a little ways up the street from where Elvis recorded?
     
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Memphis kind of tears at my heart. Inspiring and depressing at the same time. If Atlanta is the South's New York, and Houston the South's Los Angeles, then Memphis is the South's Chicago. Not as cosmopolitan, obviously, but it's got that work hard, love hard, pray hard, drink hard, great music, city-of-broad-shoulders thing going on.

    Let's roast Mallard Fillmore for Christmas. Not to eat, of course. Just to make the world a better place.

    Here come all the evil libs to get the poor, oppressed neocolonialist duck:
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  12. Memphis is where the R&R Hall of Fame should be.
    My most underrated of America cities.
     
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