Ask "I've had a beer or two" Piotr Rasputin!

It's my charming personality, old friend.

A Muffin . . . is an ugly cupcake.

Blake will supplant Fisher by February.

The Lakers will retire Shaq's jersey by the time Kobe retires. If Shaq has left the game by then.

 

When Styx is inducted in to the RRHOF will Dennis DeYoung join them onstage for a Mr. Roboto jam?

 

He will attempt to enter the proceedings disguised as Geddy Lee.

And will be escorted out by security members who think he's Geddy Lee.

 

Who would you book for the major championships in WWE (or all if you're frisky) and why?

 

If that doesn't work, pick your favorite "throwback"/real sugar beverage.

 

Sorry, no idea. Maybe Kurt Angle, so when he gets mad I can yell "Angle's getting obtuse!"

So-called Mexican Coke is quite tasty. And it doesn't make my teeth grind against each other as the artificially flavored newer coca-cola does.

 

Anyway, Beatles, "I Don't Want To Spoil The Party."

 

True or false: On your wedding night, you said to your wife "I've got a special tape for us to watch," at which point you pulled out a well-worn VHS copy of a 1980 episode of "Buck Rogers In The 25th Century."

 

"Beed, a-beed, a-beed, hey Buck! Let's get space blow and hookers!"

 

Friday night drunk threads--a cherished SJ tradition like none other. 8)

We need to revive this as a mandatory weekly event. Maybe set up a schedule in advance so we know who's appearing each week.

 

I'm way overdue for a good drunk.

 

I need a beer or two.