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Ask Heavily Medicated F_B

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Fenian_Bastard, Mar 7, 2009.

  1. So, on Thursday, I had a couple of skin cancers dug out of my mug. (Basal-cell carcinomas. Relatively harmless legacies of Irish skin and no sunscreen). I now look like I went 15 with the pre-insane Tyson. Either that or I hired chef as my plastic surgeon and came up four beers short. I also am on quite lovely painkillers. Mmmmmmmmm.....
  2. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    What is life, F_B?

    Tell me.

    What IS life?
  3. Life is just a bowl of cherries.
    Which i guess means that the afterlife is a really bad case of diarrhea.
  4. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    . . . so, live and laugh at it alllllllllll.

    That is all.
  5. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    What do women want?
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Where are my car keys? Is this a Republican plot?
  7. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    Why can't I put my elbow in my ear?
  8. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Or a banjo on my knee.
  9. Because your head is up your ass?
  10. I Digress

    I Digress Guest

    No, no. My eyes are open and I'm definitely seeing more than a slick, Hershey highway.
  11. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Is this a cross-post with the kissing thread?
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Happy birthday to me! A heavily medicated Fenian? Oh joy!!!

    Sadly, I'm incapable of coming up with anything right now, so here:

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