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Ask a Stupid Question Day

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Sep 28, 2011.

  1. In honor of Ask a Stupid Question Day let me start off by asking a couple of stupid questions.

    Why is Stupid Question Day "celebrated" on September 28th? What's significant about that date?

    Secondly:

    Have you seen that AXE shampoo commercial that claims that 85% of girls find dandruff on a man to be a turn-off? What the heck is wrong with that other 15% of women polled?

    What's your stupid question for Ask a Stupid Question Day?
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You seem to have asked four questions, though you said that you would ask a couple.

    What's the cutoff for a couple?

    Seems like it should be two -- maybe three -- but four is just greedy.
     
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Terrible timing, what with Skip being on "vacation" and all.
     
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I thought that too. He probably goes to the 12 item express checkout line with 14 items.
     
  5. Is there such a thing as too many stupid questions? Wait - does that count as another question? Am I up to 6 now or does this count as the 7th? Damn - am I too stupid to actually ask a stupid question?
     
  6. Can a person let the dogs out and release the Kraken or does it have to be one or the other?
     
  7. Stitch

    Stitch Active Member

    Who are the 1 out of 5 dentists who don't recommend toothpaste?
     
  8. Does Obama still want us to pass this jobs bill?
     
  9. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    What jobs bill?

    Who is Obama?
     
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    If God didn't want us to masturbate, why didn't he make our arms shorter?
     
  11. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    If a flute with no hole is not a flute, is a doughnut with no hole always a Danish?
     
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