Ashley Madison

It was probably her husband's idea.

 

Another coincidence -- the show "Cheaters" was based, for the most part, in Dallas. I smell synergy!

 

There is no Ashley

But, they're gearing up for their big day--Valentine's with a new spokesperson

They've hired Sarah Symonds as their new spokesperson and relationship expert. Notorious
"other woman" and "affair expert" Symonds' first duty as spokeswoman for the
infidelity dating site AshleyMadison.com, is to invite attached but lovelorn
Canadians to celebrate Valentine's Day by re-kindling their intimacies with
other attached adults in search of romance.


Symonds is (in)famous for having an affair with Jeffrey Archer.

http://www.newswire.ca/en/releases/archive/February2008/07/c7695.html

 

So in a way you could say these people are looking for significant others, then.

 

The technical term is "side poon."

 

My god, we can't hamper the economy.

If everyone has an affair and buys for their spouses and their side poon, the economy grows. Retailers jump for joy.

That's what it's about, fellas.

Mouths water in anticipation on Wall Street, as does the folks at the flower shop next door to it.

 

Yes, analysts are eagerly awaiting Ashley Madison's next quarterly report, bellwether of the economy that it is.

Sometimes your fantasies are offensive, but other times they're just weird.

 

It's not Ashley Madison's next quarterly reports I'm talking about.

It's the retailers who don't give a shit who or how many lovers you have as long as you're buying more chocolates than last year.

 

Perhaps I should consider buying stock in the No-Tell Motel, with rentals by the hour.

I see where Hampton Inns has been going all along with their "Little help From My Friends" campaign.

 

Yes, because this Web site has unearthed a market that had previously not been known to exist.

 

Wait a second...people cheat??

 

You know, if I didn't have a soul, I'd be pissed that I didn't think of this first.