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Ashlee Simpson gets hitched

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by suburbia, May 18, 2008.

  1. suburbia

    suburbia Active Member

  2. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    I wonder if she actually spoke her vows or if she lip-synched them?
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    The dude, Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy), used to have pictures of his dong on his band's Web site a while back. You click on a button, scroll down and bam, poking stick.

    I hope the two of them enjoy a happy four months.
  4. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    She's actually grown into a decent-looking woman.

    Singing? Now that's another matter.
  5. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Didn't her plastic surgeon help with that?
  6. wannabeu

    wannabeu Member

    That's what I was wondering myself.
  7. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Hey, whatever works.

    She looks good.
  8. Her husband is a decent-looking woman also. Just a bit too much eye-liner.
  9. Jack_Kerouac

    Jack_Kerouac Member

    I bet he's seen way more cock than she has.
  10. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    It's always good when two talentless people get married.

    Makes it easier to isolate their offspring from the rest of the gene pool.
  11. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    she said she was preganant at the reception, classy!
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I think it was a couple of feet from her nose...
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