Ashlee Banfield for President

So Ashleigh Banfield is a dog now?

When does that wives/girlfriends of SportsJournalists.com calendar come out?

 

That would require folks to have wives or girlfriends.

 

I've never ever found her attractive -- but most of all, I've always found her annoying in the Nancy Grace type of annoying and that's a deeper turnoff than looks.

 

If Ashleigh Banfield is a dog, that means about 7,900 of SportsJournalists.com's 8000 members' wives/girlfriends qualify for a spot at the Westminster Dog Show next month.

 

For the record, I'd kill to look like she does if I ever get pregnant.

 

Me, too.

 

My wife is way hotter than Ashleigh. No contest, really. But I don't necessarily think Ashleigh is unattractive, either.

 

Perhaps.

But I'd still kind of like to bug on that windshield.

 

We're still taking bids on the airbrushing service. For some reason, the prices they quoted are astronautical.

 

I have no problem voting for Ms. Banfield, but if it's killer-sexy librarian we're looking for, why not just hop on the Tina Fey bandwagon? She's smarter and funnier.

 

"funnier" implies that Ms Banfield was funny in the first place.

 

I remain on the Diane Lane bandwagon even without gratuitous photographs.