Ashlee Banfield for President

Any chick who wears sexy librarian glasses and can melt in your mouth, not in your hangs, is a keeper.  [/background music of Teddy Pendergrass' "CloseTheDoor" playing]

Edit: didn't know she had two kids since '05.

 

Meet me in the stacks, big fella.

 

From May 21, 2007, obviously taken while pregnant with her second child.

 

You guys better move this thread to the men's room before sportschick finds it.

I'm starting to feel ashamed of myself for associating with you pigs.

 

Not with Bea Arthur's dic

 

Sorry, fellas, but she's horrible looking.

 

Ashley's quite nice. Perhaps she can use seduction in international relations as a means of entrapment, or making people do what she wants them to do.

Not the kid of seduction Billy C. did...that kind was called abuse of power. With Ashley, it would be utilizing power.

 

Well, this was fun while it lasted.

 

I was actually paying homage to Ashlee. She has far more effective weaponry than Clinton.

So lighten up Fen. Sheeez, the mere mention of the Democratic Icon in repulse sends you flying.

 

That is just inches from being a sentence.
Congrats to you.

 

Settle down FenPhen. Hillary's back in it. Your boy may still be wearing a White House apron and having Intern parties again.