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As if we needed another reason NOT to have sex with animals

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Nov 8, 2011.

  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Keep fucking that chicken? Not if you want a high risk of penile cancer!


    http://news.yahoo.com/sex-animals-linked-penile-cancer-165611797.html
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Nov 8, 2011
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  2. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    They found 172 men (35 percent of 492) who admitted having sex with animals?
     
    Steak Snabler, Nov 8, 2011
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  3. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Well, I'm convinced now. :eek: :eek:
     
    Starman, Nov 8, 2011
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  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Wow, that sobering news. Fido, OFF MY LAP NOW!
     
    dooley_womack1, Nov 8, 2011
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  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Duh. That's why you wait until they're dead first.
    [/WisconsinResident]
     
    Batman, Nov 8, 2011
    #5
  6. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    So who's writing the Official SportsJournalists.com Statement of Condolence for Bubbler?
     
    Mystery Meat II, Nov 8, 2011
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  7. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Shouldn't this be on the Journalism or Jobs Board?
     
    heyabbott, Nov 8, 2011
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  8. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    I think it is important not to judge these chicken-fuckers - it is a sickness which it seems could lead to cancer. The person doing the fucking may not be able to control his impulses - moral equivalence and all that.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Nov 8, 2011
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  9. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Is Buffalo Chicken considered a three-some?
    Thanksgiving specialty: Fucken a Turducken
     
    heyabbott, Nov 8, 2011
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  10. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    It was actually a lot more than that, but Joe Paterno was in charge of the data.
     
    RickStain, Nov 8, 2011
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  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Hmmm, now I begin to understand why they're so good at soccer.
     
    Captain_Kirk, Nov 8, 2011
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  12. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals...
     
    NickMordo, Nov 8, 2011
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