As if two weren't enough: a third SJ.com fantasy baseball league!

Which is not as bad as the price you pay for watching that garbage!

 

Doc, you forgot the WAHHHHHHH! part.

 

No. I didn't. I know that it's some SNL sketch, but I've never seen it. Thus, I don't get it.

 

spnited might as well watch Johan pitch, because he's never getting an erection again.

WAAAHHHH! WAAAAHHH!

 

Doc, i don't either.

 

Zeke is the 13th most popular name in West Virginia.

Which is ironic given that getting violated by a tooth-deficient, bearded hillbilly is the 13th most likely thing to happen if you're hiking in the West Virginia mountains. It's 26th most likely if he doesn't have a beard.

WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

The Packers could have won the Super Bowl, if Brett Favre wasn't such a fuckup.

WAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

How was that?

 

That was good, Doc.

 

I wouldn't be in such a hurry to go to a baseball game if I were you. Do you know how many hot dogs are handled by coughing, sneezing, diseased people? A lot. you might be dead by the seventh inning stretch.

WAH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Bubbler is Wisconsin slang for a waterfountain, which is ironic, becacause people from Wisconsin don't drink water, only paint thinner, Natural Ice and fail.

They say that's why the entire state is full of serial killers and pedophiles.

WAAAAHHHHH! WAHHHHHH!

 

No, Zeke, you're the one who has Mr. Softee.