As God is my witness, turkeys CAN fly

... when they're taken aboard airplanes as "emotional support animals."

Passenger takes turkey on Delta flight as emotional support animal

 

Bravo for the headline. Bravo.

 

That ain't cool. And those are stupid, smelly birds.
Narcissistic Victim Syndrome has jumped the shark.

Maybe someone can bring a Therapy Shark on board next.

 

You gotta be kidding. Lord.

 

Therapy Sharks would be a good band name.

 

Or a really bad cartoon.

 

Can we hold off on the outrage at least until I get my baby gorilla?

 

Slight edit.

Serious question: what happens with all the therapy pet shit?

 

Brilliant thread title.

 

Thread Title OTY. Hat tip.

 

I hate turkeys unless they're fried or smoked, served with a side of mashed potatoes.
We have a ton of them at the course and in the fall they start to hide in the trees. You walk from 8 green to 9 tee and it's like the scene in the new Planet of the Apes when you see the trees moving but don't know why and then boom, monkey attack. One of these days those murderous bastards are gonna go wild and I want no part of it.