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As God is my witness, turkeys CAN fly

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jan 14, 2016.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  2. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Bravo for the headline. Bravo.
    Batman and HanSenSE like this.
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    That ain't cool. And those are stupid, smelly birds.
    Narcissistic Victim Syndrome has jumped the shark.

    Maybe someone can bring a Therapy Shark on board next.
  4. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    You gotta be kidding. Lord.
  5. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Therapy Sharks would be a good band name.
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Or a really bad cartoon.
  7. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Can we hold off on the outrage at least until I get my baby gorilla?
    Batman and Riptide like this.
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Slight edit.

    Serious question: what happens with all the therapy pet shit?
  9. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Brilliant thread title.
  10. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Thread Title OTY. Hat tip.
    LongTimeListener likes this.
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    That thread title is deserving of another kudo. Well done!
    Batman likes this.
  12. Rhody31

    Rhody31 Well-Known Member

    I hate turkeys unless they're fried or smoked, served with a side of mashed potatoes.
    We have a ton of them at the course and in the fall they start to hide in the trees. You walk from 8 green to 9 tee and it's like the scene in the new Planet of the Apes when you see the trees moving but don't know why and then boom, monkey attack. One of these days those murderous bastards are gonna go wild and I want no part of it.
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