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"As God is my witness, I thought they could drive..."

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Nov 12, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    1,000 turkeys killed in Minnesota truck crash. Les Nesman dispatched from newsroom.

  2. Did they hit the highway like sacks of wet cement?
  3. JR

    JR Active Member

    Oh, the humanity!
  4. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

  5. The crowd is...curious, but well-behaved.
  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

  7. ...can't see any parachutes yet....
  8. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    Jennie-O is the brand that we found the turkey head in the cavity of our frozen turkey one year.
  9. From this do we assume that Jennie-O's quality standards are not up to snuff, or that they're raising cannibal turkeys?
  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Wait a minute, they were being taken to the slaughterhouse processing plant, anyway, so what difference does it make how they died?
  11. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    Is that like finding the baby in a King Cake at Mardi Gras?
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I just hope these turkeys didn't run around like chickens with their head cutoff.
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