"As God is my witness, I thought they could drive..."

1,000 turkeys killed in Minnesota truck crash. Les Nesman dispatched from newsroom.

http://www.startribune.com/462/story/1544597.html

 

Did they hit the highway like sacks of wet cement?

 

Oh, the humanity!

 

H-A-P-P-Y
T-H-A-N-K-S-G-I-V-I-N-G
F-R-O-M
W-K-R...

 

The crowd is...curious, but well-behaved.

 

...can't see any parachutes yet....

 

Jennie-O is the brand that we found the turkey head in the cavity of our frozen turkey one year.

 

From this do we assume that Jennie-O's quality standards are not up to snuff, or that they're raising cannibal turkeys?

 

Wait a minute, they were being taken to the slaughterhouse processing plant, anyway, so what difference does it make how they died?

 

Is that like finding the baby in a King Cake at Mardi Gras?

 

I just hope these turkeys didn't run around like chickens with their head cutoff.