Artie Lange on Cold Pizza

You sure you really want to stand by these statements? And being "proud" of winning a fantasy league is probably one of the most supreme examples of having an empty life.

I'd rather be proud of something that really matters in life, like my three-year-old son knowing how to spell his name and my name, count to 20 and beyond, etc.

 

Well, let us know when your kid can spell and count. Maybe he'll teach you.

 

Well, this thread sure took a nice turn.

 

About the level I expected from you. And if you can show me an example of not knowing how to count, I'd like to see it.

 

For some reason, BigDog fancies himself as another Dennis Leary, thinking it's "cool" to be an asshole at every turn. I'm just choosing to battle it out in my bid to rid the world of people who are unnecessarily asshole-ish.

 

It's Denis Leary.

 

Hmm ... Leary is an asshole so I choose not to give a fuck about how to spell his name.

That good enough for you?

 

Lighten up, AA. I'm sure the kid's real father is smart, so he'll be just fine.

 

Wow, now it's daddy jokes. For someone who went to Mensa, the depths of intelligence you display is surprisingly low.

 

Kind of like your sperm count, no doubt.

 

As bad as this exchange has been, it's still funnier than anything that that fat, unfunny, useless fuck Artie Lange has ever said.

 

Bunnies?
Pancakes?
Please?