Artie Lange on Cold Pizza

Anybody see this? Looked like a fat, homeless man had wandered onto the set.

The only sex Artie must be getting these days is from the Scores whores.

 

People watch Cold Pizza? ;D

 

Artie Lange is one of the funniest people around. I saw him open for Norm MacDonald a few years back and Lange blew MacDonald off the stage and I'm a huge Norm fan. Artie had me in tears.

He's also the best part of listening to Howard Stern these days...

 

The list of fucking studs grows every day around this place.

 

A list on which BigDog will never appear, it seems.

 

Owwie. Hey, Navy guy, blow me. You've probably got mucho experience in that department.

 

BWUHAHAHAHA! Once again BigDog shows us why euthanasia is a perfectly acceptable way to rid the world of annoying animals.

 

Was that a suicide note, AA?

 

Hmmm ... intelligence test time.

Alleyallen = sailor
BigDog = annoying animal

 

Intelligence test time?

Alleyallen = NAMBLA.
BigDog = MENSA.

 

BigDog would rather people know he's a NIABL/NIAFL champion than a member of Mensa. How smart is that?

 

I think the fact I'm a NIABL and NIAFL champion strongly implies that I'm a member of Mensa, given the number of geniuses in our leagues.