Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver announce separation

Headline contest?

 

"Terminated"

 

"I Won't Be Back"

 

Reports say Shriver was driven away by Schwarzeneggar's incessant obsession over another woman:

 

Maria to Arnold "You've just been erased"

 

If they want no scrutiny of the separation, they better get the fuck to Mars.

 

So do you think, when Arnold left her, he said, "Hasta la vista, baby!"?

 

Nah, that's what Tone Loc said when he got divorced.

 

All of the above?

 

Arnold could never quite accept the fact that Maria didn't have a third breast.

 

When asked about the mistresses, Schwarzenegger interrupted the reporter: "But they were all bad."

 

Excellent Total Recall nod... which is the first time the words "excellent" and "Total Recall" have appeared in the same sentence.