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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Maria Shriver announce separation

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, May 9, 2011.

  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Headline contest?

  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

  3. service_gamer

    service_gamer Active Member

    "I Won't Be Back"
  4. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Reports say Shriver was driven away by Schwarzeneggar's incessant obsession over another woman:

  5. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    Maria to Arnold "You've just been erased"
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    If they want no scrutiny of the separation, they better get the fuck to Mars.
  7. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    So do you think, when Arnold left her, he said, "Hasta la vista, baby!"?
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Nah, that's what Tone Loc said when he got divorced.
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member


    All of the above?
  10. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    Arnold could never quite accept the fact that Maria didn't have a third breast.
  11. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    When asked about the mistresses, Schwarzenegger interrupted the reporter: "But they were all bad."
  12. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Excellent Total Recall nod... which is the first time the words "excellent" and "Total Recall" have appeared in the same sentence.
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