Arizona publisher accuses wife of poisoning him, in his newspaper

I've seen some publisher power trips before (my favorite was when the publisher proposed a weekly column "written" by his dog), but this is legendary.

Arizona newspaper publisher uses his publication to accuse wife of poisoning attempt

 

don't attempt to poison a man who buys his ink by the barrel.

 

Better take is “You come at the king, you better not miss.”

 

Better take yet is, "Hey, dumbass, don't start a fire you can't put out." This guy is a pathetic fraud.