Arian Foster: Out and loving it

Well, after his $#@&%&! fumble against Alabama, there were a few"There is no God!" exclamations flying around my house.

 

God smote him!

 

It was God's will that he fumbled.

 

Leviticus does forbid the handling of pigs' hide, right? Someone cue up the West Wing clip.

 

God says go fuck yourself, Arian.

Houston Texans RB Arian Foster has groin surgery; hopes to return within three months

 

Up your butt, Jobu God!

 

As a Christian, I'll give it to him on this - God isn't up there cheering for one team or the other. Tebow never said that. It was all about learning what was to be learned through the competition - and life itself.

 

Karma.

 

For what exactly?

 

Isn't this Buddhism?

 

You are taking joy from another man's pain. I think perhaps you need somebody to explain Christianity to you.

 

All total bullshit. Waiting for the first person to prove to me the media criticized Tebows faith at any time. His mechanics? Yeah. His arm? Yeah. At least Foster isn't a hypocrite like the guy who "gives all praise to God' after scoring three touchdowns but is in da club four hours later slurping Cristal and making it rain while a stripper grinds on him in the VIP section.