Are you ready for President Cheney?

You had a colonoscopy without some kind of anesthesia? Right.

 

No, but he once dated Andy Dick

 

I'm ready for private citizen Cheney myself.

 

Excellent.
If I were Dick, I'd say fuck it all and drop the bomb on the mideast and start some shit up with China for shits and giggles. Whether you know it or not, we are at Defcon 2. We've only been as high as Defcon 4 once. It's time to take it over the top to the highest level possible, DEFCON 5. Dick is the man who can do it.

 

"This power you give me, I will lay down when this crisis has abated."

 

I knew that was coming. I knew that was coming and it was still funny.

 

Are you as old as Bush?

 

finally, a thread wherein boots has some expertise.

whaddya say, bootsie? go with the knockout or sit back and enjoy?

 

I say lets take it to Defcon 5.

 

You've got a quick trigger finger, boots.

 

this reminds me, do any of you guys watch that show lil' bush?

 

Which is worse? Cheney sober or Bush on anesthesia.