Are you an interesting person?

Everyone needs a hobby.
And I don't talk to most people about that particular pastime.

 

Awesome.

 

That was an interesting response.

 

Thanks, Roget.

 

I find myself so interesting that I often post dozens of Facebook updates a day, letting my hundreds of friends, many of whom have never met me, keep up with the minutiae of my life, especially the quizzes I just took and accomplishments I just reached in Mafia Wars, Farmville, etc.

I also like to give inane updates on my life's experiences to a bunch of strangers on an Internet forum. And since no one ever says anything, they must find me interesting.

Dos Equis guy is a nobody next to me.

 

We must be friends on FB!

I am 'friends' with a football player who plays more Farmville than anyone who hasn't taken leave of his senses should. More than once I have been tempted to tell him to forget Farmville and Fish Tank and get his arse into the weight room after a 4-12 season, but erased it from the entry field.

 

My stars! Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? It doesn't become you at all.
Here, for goodness' sake, let me fix it up. Look how stringy and messy it is. What a shame. Such an interesting monster, too. My stars, if an interesting monster can't have an interesting hairdo, then I don't know what things are coming to. In my business you meet so many interesting people - Bobby pins, please - but the most interesting ones are the monsters. Oh, dear, that will never stay. We'll just have to have a permanent.
Now, I've got to give an interesting old lady a manicure, but I'll be back before you're done.

 

I'm not sure I qualify as a person, much LESS interesting.

 

I'm bat-shit crazy at work, which is why I get a lot of shit talked about me. Honestly for the first time in my life, I could care less.

Really though, I'm not an interesting person. I hate to leave the house. My naps last three hours. I love high school sports. Hell, I love being a geek.

 

advice early on this thread was to go somewhere other than Ohio
I second that.
travel - anywhere, anyhow
they become adventures, which people find interesting
that, and read something other than the sports pages

 

Interesting is one word I've heard about myself. Also: Quirky, odd, weirdo, strange and etc., etc., etc.

People see things differently. Hopping in a car and driving across the country, solo. For some that's interesting, for others that's a weird thing to do.