Are You A Good Person?

To many people, yes, unfortunately. However, a few of them are religious tattoos, so maybe I'd get a pass.

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say 21's post will not be topped on this thread. Excellent work.

 

Well, goddamn, that's funny as fuck.
Oh, shit, I'm damned again.

 

So's mine, but I still get shit from some people of an evangelical persuasion.

 

Could you please ask Stan to stop watching me masturbate? Isn't it bad enough that I'm going to hell?

 

I asked, but he's obsessed with humans' masturbatory habits.

 

The really creepy thing is Stan looks WAY too much like my cat in that picture.

 

Why are you masturbating while posting on sj?

 

Well, I'm not, of course, but I still don't want Stan watching me.

Now, if you'll excuse me ...

 

I'm going to bed! Get your minds out of the gutter.

AND LET'S BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

 

FANTASTIC!