Are You A Good Person?

Take the test.
http://www.livingwaters.com/good/

 

No.

I don't need a test to tell me that.

 

Guh.

 

Where in the hell did you find that?

 

Turns out, no.

Oops.

 

No...and I confirmed that before the rant....

I honestly was waiting for a punchline. Silly me.

 

The only one I haven't done is kill someone.

 

Same here. Nice to see they think my blowing up at my mother at 13 guarantees me a spot in hell. Fuck those fuckers.

 

Does believing heaven and hell are nothing more than man-made constructs thrust on society to ensure order and the further enrichment of the church disqualify me from being a good person?

Probably.

 

Jebus, I'm a TERRIBLE person, by these standards. I've broken nine of the 10 commandments (and No. 10 might be coming soon if Gary Pinkel doesn't figure out how to coach a damn football team in the immediate future).

This is my favorite "rule," because it best exhibits the understanding and open-minded nature of the fine folks who created this test.

And with that, I have committed the deadly sin of posting 1,000 times on this god-forsaken site.

 

Guilty on 8 of 10 accounts.

 

This test used to be the main feature on Candace Cameron's website.