Are separated chicks fair game?

... since New Year's.

 

My cat just wheezed.

Mikey, stop it.

 

I don't quit yankin' for anyone.

 

It depends on who they are separated from. But yes, they are.

And, it depends on the time. Seprated a day, probably not the best idea. A few months, go for it.

 

The acceptability quotient of separated poontang banging is in direct inverse proportion to the number of firearms owned by the in-process ex.

Give me a little time and I'll put this in graphical form for you.

 

The real question as to whether it's cool or not is her issue. She's the one who's married.

The question for "your buddy" is if the husband is a cop or has any close friends that are cops. If so, then "he" better not roll through a stop sign or get caught doing 36 in 35.

 

For a minute I thought this was a Jessica Alba thread.

Yes, AP is saying she and Cash Warren have split.

 

I have nothing to add, but that the first 3/4 of this page has me in tears, and I have my new Fantasy Football Team for next year......."The Exploding Vaginas"

Oh.....beej.....how's the kitty?

 

I'll fuck Mike.

 

If she's been separated a month or more, her husband's not in law enforcement, and it's a medium-to-big city (where the husband will have a harder time tracking down your friend) then tell him to go for it.