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Are separated chicks fair game?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Overrated, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Yes.
     
  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    You'd fuck you if you were Matt Damon.
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Why not. At least then I'd get somewhere with someone a whole lot cuter than myself each night. I'm not saying I'm not a catch. But I'm no Matt Damon.
     
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    My mom says I'm a catch.
     
  5. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Hey, Mike, I think Kim Mattingly's available.
     
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    The only reason I'd fuck her is to make Don angry. Fucking Yankees. I'll have my way with all their wives if only out of spite.
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'm popular.
     
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Mike, tell me -- in very few words, with no details -- that you're, ahem, taking care of yourself, so when you do finally make it with a woman, her vagina doesn't explode from the force.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Yes. No one will die.
     
  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Except a lot of kittens.
     
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'm OK with that.
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You've already filled up a pet cemetary.
     
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