Are separated chicks fair game?

You know, when you do finally get laid again, you're gonna lose all the heat off your fastball, my dear.

 

Well, something's gotta give.

 

I know, and I'm completely OK with Mikey losing his fastball if it means he's happier and watching fewer reruns of cheesy TV shows at home

 

I'm cool with it, too, so long as I keep watching the reruns -- at a woman's house. Jackpot.

 

Sometimes I do wonder, though, what's going to happen when I alert the masses the streak -- which reached two years today -- ends. I'm nervous, even though I'm sure it won't be an issue for a while.

 

MIght be sooner than you think. We're taking up a collection to fly you out to Seattle for the outing. One way or another, we'll get you laid.

 

That'd be awesome. I hope it's raining. I like having sex in the rain.

 

Is she proveably and demonstrably hot?

 

That - and shave his head, get strung out on meth, neglect his kids and make a complete fool of himself dancing on some awards show ...

 

I'd fuck me if I were Britney Spears.

 

yeah, probably, but only after she gets done with her paparazzi ... I mean, they are just so accessible.

 

Would ye? [/Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs]