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Are separated chicks fair game?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Overrated, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. Yes. Fair game for the separated husband to kick your ass ...
     
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

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  3. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I try to avoid these situations. Make sure there's no chance she's trying to make a husband jealous — that's one big way how murders happen.

    As soon as you find out whether it's all clear ...

    Bone it like you own it.
     
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Congratulations on getting laid.

    Does she have a friend for Mike311gd?
     
  5. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    "Chicks, man." [/talksoup]
     
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  6. KYSportsWriter

    KYSportsWriter Well-Known Member

    You coulda just asked me ...

    :D
     
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    If I had a million dollars, I'd do two chicks at one time.
     
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  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Always trust someone who says they're unhappy in their marriage, or that they're not being treated right by their husband/wife, or says they're sleeping on their couch and haven't gotten laid in like six months.

    Because god knows said person isn't fucking everything that walks, including some things that apparently can barely manage that.
     
  9. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    Just over hill and dale from the fantasy world of banging a flight attendant or being back in school and banging a hot teacher (and having her mug shot prominently displayed on SJ) lies a sacred land most fellas only dream about.

    You have entered a world few men have the privilege of setting foot upon. That's right, PerOv, you, mi amigo, are being used for your body! It's a place few men get to tread.

    Chances are, anyone who's separated or going through a divorce hasn't had sexual congress in awhile. Rebound poonius maximus is some of the best hobble-day-goo a man (or woman) can get.

    This is your chance to get some Penthouse Letters out of your system. Bust out some Brunsky's. Have sex in an Aquaman costume. Sing the theme song to "WKRP" in Italian while doing it in a dressing room at Macy's.

    Bottom line: anyone just coming out of a relationship is up for pretty much anything. Just make sure you finish on the grille at least once. Do it for yourself. Do it for your pals at SJ.

    Now go in there and hump with the voraciousness of a Home Depot paint mixer. A proud nation awaits, son.
     
  10. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Well-Known Member

    Leave. Her. Alone.

    If she's interested after the divorce is final, that's a different story.
     
  11. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    The absolute polar opposites, both in posting history and in spirit. I love this place.
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And don't forget to play Give My Regards To Broad Street!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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