Are journalists useful?

I'm useful. I can't speak to the rest of you deviants.

 

I assume the island has a CVS.

 

Duane Reade. And the batteries are way overpriced.

 

I'm not sure Guy Who Has Memorized Joe Mauer's Home/Road Splits will make anyone's list.

 

Scratch the apprentice. I will bring along a minter.

 

The Five People You Meet in Heaven?

 

Dammit. I fold, too.

 

Hey, Zeke can change a tire, damn it.

 

The GP makes sense. My thinking was that a surgeon would still have enough knowledge from their med school rotations to deal with the more mundane stuff but would be invaluable in case of an emergency. Also, I wasn't aware zombies were part of the conversation.

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As to UR's image: The juxtaposition of "maximum security cell" and "apartment" is a bit odd, but considering it has room enough for a shower, toilet and all that furniture, I'm leaning more toward something like a studio apartment. I'm also assuming the fridge/oven option (#14) uses one power point or, if not, will only unplug the fridge when using the oven.

I'd go with 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 10, 14, 19, 31 (though I'd feel bad about it) and 32. 36 is damn tempting, though.

 

I need to know more about this island. Is it just a coconut tree and a shitload of sand? Or is there foliage, vegetation and shit?

Without knowing that, all I got right now is a disease-free nymphomaniac prostitute who craves being paid in coconuts.

 

Some foliage, scant vegetation and lots of actual shit left by an immense population of deer. So many deer, in fact, that scores of them die in a given year. So you're set.