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Are escorts in keeping with the Olympic Spirit?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TrooperBari, Jul 12, 2009.

  1. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Active Member

    One Olympian from New Zealand sure hopes so.


    All in the spirit of amateur athletics, I'm sure.

    But how bad could it be? After all, he got his mother's permission.

  2. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    The word "amateur" no longer exists in the Olympic charter.
    So these "pros" are A-OK.
  3. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Active Member


    All these artificially enhanced, overly dolled up pros these days ... what's wrong with amateur action?
  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Perhaps they can perform a gymnastics demonstration on their dates. Ride the pommelhorse, so to speak.
  5. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I thought at first it meant escorts *for* Olympic athletes.
  6. Smasher_Sloan

    Smasher_Sloan Active Member

    Unnecessary, apparently. The Olympics is supposedly one of the world's great hook-up fests. All these superbly-conditioned, physical young people in a confined space, nature just takes over.
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yep. That's why condoms are the most popular of all the goodies the athletes receive - and why they're always running out of them.
  8. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    Nadia, that was perfect - you get a 10 for that full-twisting dismount!
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Too bad you don't have much horse to pommel
  10. PeteyPirate

    PeteyPirate Guest

    Faster, higher, stronger

    Harder, harder, harder
  11. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The escort service will also serve as unofficial tryouts for the Kiwi pole vault team.
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