Apt.for Lease in Beijing for 2008 Olympic Games

A group of 30 or so of us should rent this. Video tape it and create a reality show.

Then we can give the profits to the struggling newspapers and maybe have jobs for the next olympics.

 

for the love of christ, will someone please give me a hug ... or i'm going to start drinking to dull the pain.

 

Maybe if you'd won the tournament -- looser!

 

I'll give you a hug, Tomas.

 

i can't even show my face around this place any more.

that's it. i'm pouring a nightcap even though it's only 12:19 p.m. here.

 

you've always been my favorite poster here, doc.

and thanks, but the damage is done.

 

Cindy told me her flat was close to public transportation.

Hell, she even provided a photo!

 

Count me as another person that this isn't the one that just went nuts.

 

Is that English??

 

Do you mean Engrish?

God, I'm ashamed at myself for that joke.

 

Piotr's going to eat your lunch for that.

 

Yeah, but he'll just be hungry again an hour later.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta catch the next bus to hell.