Appropriate punishment for a man who had sex with ...

It needs to be cut higher in the thigh to show more ass.

 

I knew this waitress at the Palm Isle... nipples as hard as rocks...

 

Was she a bitch too?

 

Just so long as the bitch doesn't sell my RX-7 while I'm in a coma.

Moe thinks that XXXX was no good.

 

Always a skeptic and the occasional ill-talker of Frat life at college, I made my way into the bathroom during my sophomore year when I was approached by two guys. They stopped me, introduced themselves and said, "First off, we just want to let you know that we don't have sex with sheep." I laughed, said, "That's one hell of a pitch, dude. But I've got to go to the bathroom."

 

You don't THINK? You mean there's some shred of doubt?

 

If I was given two choices, I would give serious thought to the other one if it didn't involve me giving Rover a bone.