Appropriate punishment for a man who had sex with ...

Cal: Oh, man, I had a weekend.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah?
Cal: We went to Tijuana, Mexico, you know? And we thought it would be fun, you know, to go to a show. Everybody says you gotta check out one of these shows. And... it's a woman fuckin' a horse. We get there and we think it's gonna be awesome and... it is not as cool as it sounds like it's gonna be. It's kinda gross.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: You think "A woman fuckin' a horse" and you get there and... it's a woman fucking a horse.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: It was really giving it to her. And you know what? To be honest I just felt bad for her, we all just felt bad for her.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah.
Cal: I kinda felt bad for the horse!
Andy Stitzer: Wow, that's something.

 

So, will he have to go around to everyone in his neighborhood who owns a pet and tell them he's a convicted dog fucker?

 

I heard a rumor (which I didn't investigate nor run in any newspaper) where some frat boys were fucking sheep.

That would have been a little too much, even for the Big Student Daily.

 

Reminds me of the running gag in "American Pie: Beta House." One of the worst movies ever made, but with two funny scenes, both involving sheep and frat boys.

 

There was a kid at my high school who supposedly had sex with a goat.

His name was Jimmy, and for the rest of the year, everyone called him "Ji-huuuhhh-mmy" (best way i could think of to type a goat sound).

The harrassment got so bad that he eventually dropped out of school.

 

The defense was that the coy little rottweiler was asking for it...

 

sportschick already brought out that joke.

 

What possesses someone to fornicate with an animal and commit bestiality? Or do I just not want to know?

 

Oh, sure. You fuck one dog and you're a dogfucker for life.

 

actually, for this guy, it's two now. Well, two that we know of. So, the collar probably fits in this case.

 

It's just puppy love.

 

Say it ain't so ...