Appropriate punishment for a man who had sex with ...

a dog?

http://www.kansas.com/news/local/story/317849.html

Apologize if this is a D_B.

 

Isn't that punishment enough?

Maybe 5 years ago, came across a story about some guy having sex with a dog. Had to go to the hospital because the dog wasn't too happy about the whole thing.
His quote: "It was wagging its tail and looking all sexy."

 

Death?

Actually I'd say nothing. We had a guy in our town who had sex with a horse at a county fair. I don't think he was punished, but school kids forevermore would make neighing sounds whenever they saw him. Seemed like punishment enough.

 

The dog was asking for it, your honor.

 

For God's sake, throw the guy a bone.

 

I hope the dog doesn't get pregnant.

 

What's worse: sex with an animal or those moron kids a couple years back who tried to exhume a fresh corpse after seeing a picture of the girl on TV, thought she was 'hot', and planned on having sex with it?

What a bunch of sickos.

 

I guess for some, desperate times call for really desperate measures.

 

Is this a case of Bone it like you own it?

 

Well?















Was she hot?

 

Barbrady: Okay, people. I know we all want to get down to the docks for the Halloween Haunt, but first we just need to inform you about thee- people or persons out there digging up bodies to have sex with them. Gentlemen? [leaves. The watchmen step up]
Brunet: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. A person who steals bodies to have sex with them is called a necrophiliac. So that you all know what to expect, my partner Alan has a sketch of what having sex with a dead body might look like. [Alan shows the sketch]
Crowd: Ee-oooh!
Brunet: Yes, we know it's horrible. It's probably best you not look at it. Now, Alan will demostrate what having sex with a dead body might sound like. [Alan pulls out a jar of mayonnaise and jams his fist into it, proceeding to simulate the act. He begins to look surprised at what he's doing as his arm gets covered with mayonnaise]
Crowd: Awwwgh! [Alan continues]
Man: Excuse me, how is this helping?
Barbrady: That's it, folks. Now, we can all go to the docks and enjoy the Halloween Haunt.

 

No more. Don't get another thread locked.