Apparently, sj.com just set a record

I am your President Clin-TONN.

 

... and onion rings!

 

Search bot?

Shoz-bot!

 

If you are really interested in this boring stuff, go here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_crawler

 

We've got ants, get the bug spray.

 

The pests around here are a bit bigger than most. I wouldn't use bug spray; perhaps a ball-peen hammer between the eyes.

 

We really should have bought bot insurance from Old Glory.

 

For all its inanity, this thread makes me smile. Particularly the Kent Brockman references.

 

Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.

 

Fry: I heard one time you single handedly defeated a horde of rampaging somethings in the something something system.
Zapp: The killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them.
Fry: Wow, I never would've thought of that.
Zapp: You see, the killbots have a preset kill limit; knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached their limit and shut down.

 

Wasn't there a parody commercial on SNL about robots and the need for robot insurance?