Apparently, I'm now a shareholder in ... *gasp* ... Wal-Mart

Yes, but that one share could eventually become many shares.

 

Dead. To. Bubbler.

 

Did you get one of those cool blue vests too?

My brother had to attend a Wal-Mart shareholders coven, uh, meeting, in Fayetteville a few years ago as a representative of one of its providers and he said it was the strangest thing he'd ever seen in the corporate world. They even had to learn the Wal-Mart cheer.

Yes, they have a corporate cheer.

 

Does it contain the words "Hail Satan" and "fuck you all"?

 

This isn't a bad idea. You'd make a great shareholders meeting gadfly judging by your work on the board.

 

He didn't say. Direct sunlight bothered him for a few months when he got back though.

That we haven't heard from Bubbler on this thread yet is one of the great upsets in SportsJournalists.com history.

 

I'm honored that you'd compare me to Socrates.

 

And here you go.

This is the hip version.

 

I love YouTube

 

Do they REALLY do that shit every day?

 

Doc, if you're a shareholder you can work to change Wal-Mart from the inside. Sure, one share doesn't give you much power. But it gives you a voice in the company that non-shareholders don't have.

At least that's what I tell myself every Christmas when my wife's grandfather gives us shares.