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Apartment rental turns into orgy in NYC

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Mar 19, 2014.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  2. trifectarich

    trifectarich Well-Known Member

    When the guy hoped he was getting more bang for his buck, I don't think this is what he had in mind.
     
  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Bringing home the bacon.
     
  4. his apartment became a do-plex
     
  5. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    This story reminds me of the imortal words sung by Joe Tex:

    Three nights ago I was at a disco
    Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin' to go
    And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
    She was rarin' to go, that chick was rarin' to go
    Man she did a dip, almost broke my hip
    She was gettin' down, that chick was gettin' down
    She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no
    You done knocked me down once
    You done knocked me down once
    Said, if you want to dance
    Find you a big fat man
    Ya'll both can get on down
    Ya'll both can get on down, huh

    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
    I ain't gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
     
  6. Tarheel316

    Tarheel316 Well-Known Member

    We have a winner.
     
  7. joe

    joe Active Member

    Do you want to trade that for what's behind Door No. 2?
     
  8. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I wonder if he'd have been outraged if it was an orgy of Victoria's Secret models.
     
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    He likes big butts and he cannot lie
    You other tenants can deny ...
     
  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
     
  11. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Do they do those?
     
  12. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    I think this was actually the plot to an after-hours movie on "Cinemax Urban."
     
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