AP sked line OUCH

or not

 

This reminds me of that 1997 N.Y. Times story about a man named Drew Peacock.
Drew Peacock, turns out, was hung like a horse.

 

http://www.acriminalwasteofspace.com/justice_bill_journal/default.asp

 

FROM THIS ANGLE:

 

I've heard of baseball players trying to jack one out, but that's crazy.

 

From The (Hackensack) Record: "Pavano may be No. 1, in line to start opener after Wang injury" and "Yankees’ limping toward April; Wang gimpy, Pettitte iffy"

From The Daily News: "Yankees’ Wang out at least a month"

 

If Wang married Amy Hung of the LPGA she's be Amy Hung Wang.

 

Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures? It's a parking lot! Come on.
I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.