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Anyone want a Final Four roommate in NOLA?

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by CarlSpackler, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. clutchcargo

    clutchcargo Active Member

    P.S. And don't worry about having to share a room with any Kentucky fans. Most of them are already booked at the media hotel.
     
  2. CarlSpackler

    CarlSpackler Active Member

    "You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father had but one hope: Someday my son will grow to be a man. And look at you now. You just got your asses hwipped by a bunch of god damn nerds. NERDS!"

    Seriously, though, my extreme Saturday night backup plan is to just drink until I can check in Sunday afternoon. My only directive for the weekend was "Do something creative." With Louisville's participation, I figure an homage to Hunter S. Thompson may be in the works. So if anyone wants to help create "The Final Four is Decadent and Depraved," be on the lookout for me.
     
  3. CarlSpackler

    CarlSpackler Active Member

    Still no takers for this once-in-a lifetime opportunity. Maybe I need to post a video with the Sham-Wow guy extolling my virtues.

    On second thought, that's probably not the guy I want extolling my virtues.
     
  4. Biscayne

    Biscayne Guest

    Nobody even offered you the floor and a pillow? That's lame.
     
  5. CarlSpackler

    CarlSpackler Active Member

    There's still time. I've even packed the sleeping bag for good measure. I still have faith in people, especially when I get them drunk.
     
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Sleeping in your car tonight Carl?
     
  7. CarlSpackler

    CarlSpackler Active Member

    Luckily, I have a friend down in Houma who had a couch waiting for me last night. Unfortunately, my pursuit of the sure thing sleepwise forced me to abandon the company of two UK fans who may or may not have been drunk enough to keep me around for some serious sexual experimentation. But hey, there's two more nights for that. It's New Orleans.
     
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    If they're UK fans, it's not experimentation for them. That would have come in like fifth grade.
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    If you'd have played your cards right, you could have fallen asleep in the French Quarter Krystal and an Alabama fan could have put his balls in your mouth. :D
     
  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Ned Beatty says hi.
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    This sexual experimentation didn't involve Clay Shaw, Joe Pesci, Kevin Bacon and the assassination of JFK, did it?
     
  12. CarlSpackler

    CarlSpackler Active Member

    Only Joe Pesci.

    In all seriousness, I did not see John Goodman near my hotel, but I did see Jennifer Coolidge, aka Stiffler's Mom, standing on her front porch. She waved and said hi. Nice lady.
     
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